Saturday, August 7, 2010

One Good Man

The young blood paced in front of me.

Idiot: Tell me, did you order the destruction?

Idiot: Did you order the cool? I want the cool!

Me: You can't handle the cool! You don't even know what it is. Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

Idiot: Did you order the destruction?

Me: Damn right I did.