Monday, August 2, 2010

The Last Son of Pimpton

I was wallowing in angst and guilt, when I rediscovered the last remnant of the planet Pimpton. My home planet.

As soon as I touched the crystal, a hologram of Marlon Brando was projected.

Marlon Brando: You are the last son of Pimpton. As time is measured on Earth, many thousands of years have passed.

Me: Oh yeah? Fuck you!

And I smashed the crystal to pieces.

With great powers, come great opportunities!