First, they want to ban tomboys. Then, they want to ban Yoga. Why? Cause you'd be a Hindu if you practice Yoga.
In a surprising twist, I AGREE with these moves.
Hell, why stop there? Let's ban EVEYRTHING!
First, ban the letter 't' cause it looks like the cross. Using the letter 't' will turn you into a Christian.
Why stop there? Ban the whole fucking language, why dontcha?
CAPTAIN PLANET!
And then, did you know that they teach basic religious knowledge of almost ALL major religions in Malaysian schools? Yeah, I remember the Four Noble Truths and the Eightfold Ways and the Hindu trinity in school.
So, ban schools!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
Next up, cross-junctions. Using a cross junction will turn you into a Prebysterian. Or an Episcopalian.
CAPTAIN PLANET!
The Internet was designed for use by the US Military. Which are the soldiers of the Devil. Using the Internet will make you a Satan worshipper. Let's ban that as well.
CAPTAIN PLANET!
Dressing up as a boy is wrong? What about dressing up as an animal? Forget cross-dressing, dressing up as animals will make you want to fuck an animal. Ban animal cross-dressing.
CAPTAIN PLANET!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
