Friday, October 31, 2008

Emotional Crip-CAPTAIN PLANET!

When things start to go crazy, I take a walk in the city.

Concrete jungle. Asphalt rivers. Mechanical beasts.

Losing myself in it, I spiral into a...

Captain Planet!

Oh shit, man. I can't feed my ego when something like

Captain Planet!

Is still lodged in my brain.

I can't turn emo. How do I attract girls who basically NEED to see pain?

How do I convince people that I'm a victim and is therefore RIGHT when

CAPTAIN PLANET!

...Still makes me laugh.

I can't turn emo. I'm sorry. I'm

Captain Planet!

Girls love emo shit. The more pretentious, the better. Works best with cash and a big dick. Not forgetting a ticket to heaven.

CAPTAINPLANET!

But I can't muster any self-pity or pain or even pretend I'm a victim, like the rest of you because I'm

CAPTAIN PLANET!

Well, how about the saddest thing I saw in my life?

CAPTAIN PLANET!

No. Nope. Not sad en-

CAPTAIN PLANET!

Oh well.

CAPTAIN PLANET!

CAPTAIN PLANET!

CAPTAIN PLANET!

CAPTAIN PLANET!