Monday, October 20, 2008

Return of Interracial Fucking

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Calm the fuck down, bra!

Mmmm...

Oh well. That's the way it goes.

Teresa Kok just sued Chamil Wariya over what to me is a very bad piece of fiction. She also sued Syed Alhabshee's announcement to create the Tabung Azan. All these on top of suing Utusan malaysia for RM30 million.

I can understand her actions, though I stand by my earlier thought of just suing for cost. But the word 'lawsuit' can be deemed similar to attack, and she could very well be walking in to a trap.

Even though I hate politicians, I do not want to see Teresa Kok harmed in any way, and I don't think it's right to feed her 'food fit for dogs' (boiled eggs) either.

And I believe the ISA should only be put under the care of people like me. Who know how to use it properly.

And I do not believe she should have filed those lawsuits. It can be politicised, demonising her actions, and the tragic conclusions of the short story could be acted out in real life.

That is not something I want to see.

Why can't people just be like my parents? They're Malay and Chinese. And they get along. As well as any couple do approaching their 50th year together. In fact, I am closer to my Chinese side of the family. Cause they like to visit us and shit.

I like my Chinese friends, and I'd like to fuck some of them. Why can't Syed Alhabshee just marry Teresa Kok and have it done with? All this sexual tension is not good for the country.

Peace through marriage, like the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back!

Truth is, man, being both Malay and Chinese, the problems are not that different. Each group is jealous and afraid that the other is getting a better deal.

Just calm the fuck down and observe, realize that everyone else is as fucked up as you are. Chances are, you are better off than them. You're NOT a victim. No one is. The fear and suspicion is just your ego telling you that you are afraid.

Which brings me back to the original solution for this country's race problems: mass, coordinated interracial fucking.

When you fuck someone of a certain race, you cannot hate that race completely.

I do not hate the Chinese, the Malays, the Kelabits, Kelantanese, Thais, Cambodians, Kadazans, New Zealanders, Aussies, Estonians and people of mixed parentage.

I just can't.

So just go Caligula once or twice a month, sponsored by a telco, at Stadium Putra, and problems would be solved.

If you think you're a racist, try fucking someone from a race you hate. Sex cures all. make love, not unlit Molotov cocktail.