I was swamped with work when some people tried to push my buttons.
So I went into the toilet, came out, and became CAPTAIN PLANET!
Pusher: Imma push your buttons, yo!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
And kicked him in the nuts.
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
I went out to lunch, and there were these reporters.
Reporter: What do you think about politicians suing media companies?
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
And kicked her in the crotch.
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Reporter: What do you think of the Tun Salleh Abbas case? and the Bar Council's actions?
And kicked her in the crotch.
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Suddenly, a suicide backstabber-pretending-to-be-a-victim tried to backstab me.
Suicide-Backstabber: Die, you!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
And I kicked her in the crotch.
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Then, after work, I went to have dinner at Delicious with a friend. At the other table, some people were being asshole racists and harassing the waitresses in a most condescendingly bad manner.
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
And I kicked each and everyone of them. In the crotch.
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Basically, it was something like this:
