Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Underwear-Model-Man Vs The Dangler

The Dangler dangled sex in front of me - Underwear-Model-Man.

The Dangler: Sex. Sex. Sex. Dangle-dangle-dangle.

Me: Stupid. I went to Thailand to train myself to have a mindset that sex with a pretty girl whose cunt doesn't smell is only worth RM50. So right now you are only offering me RM50...with a possibility of a RM20 discount cause...

TD: SEX! SEX! SEX! DANGLE-DANGLE-DANGLE!

Me: Stupid.