Last Wesak Day, as Dr M was quitting UMNO, I was emulating Buddha.
Instead of sitting my ass under the Bodhi tree or Holy Fig or some shit, I sat my ass down under Yggdrasil - the World Tree.
The tree trembled and groaned as I was attempting some Zen shit. And then all these Norse Gods started killing each other. Even I had to bite and swallow Odin whole. Cause I'm Fenris and shit.
So I was like, "Holy shit, is it the end of times already?"
But then there was nothing, so I guess Armageddon came and passed.
Trying to get the taste of Odin from my mouth, I went into Sakae Sushi. I ate stuff like otako - baby octopi - and ebiko - shrimp roe and some other cheap-ass stuff.
Then I went into this stupid shit Zen state. And I karated the waiter.
Me: Karate-CHOP!
Waiter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Me: Fag.
Waiter: My arms! You karated my arms!
Me: What a cry-baby. Bill, please?
Waiter: Four red, six pink and two green. Plus ocha. Please pay at the counter. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's bleeding and it won't stop!
Me: Judo-KICK! Jujitsu-THROW! ION Cannon! 64X Hit!
So I went back to the World Tree - Yggdrasil - and sat down again.
I felt a crazy calm. I see things as they were, as they are and how everything will be. And I am contented.
I can wait. Because I am Fenris the Wolf.
