Me: I am robot, metal skinned, dildo-wearing
Me2: I am rust, brown-coloured, robot-destroying.
Me: I am Didi Glo, Oxidization removing, Kudsia-Kahar-endorsed.
Me2: I am Smartshop, Didi Glo cancelling, midnight slot-time.
Me: I am satellite TV provider, 12 shopping channels, Smartshop crusher.
Me2: I am rain clouds, signal obscuring, satellite TV destroyer.
Me: I am North Wind, cloud blowing, snow-bringing.
Me2: I am a willow, wind-withstanding, aspirin-yielding.
Me: I am a woodchuck, willow-killing, big dicked
Me2: I am a woodchucker, woodchuck-killing, electric-powered.
Me: I am disgruntled-power-company-employee-man, suicide bombing, electricty killer.
Me2: I am wife of disgruntled-power-company-employee-man, emasculator, soap-opera watcher.
Me: I am Oprah, all things encompassing, all life embracing, housewife God.
Me2: I am David Letterman, Oprah-killer, funny man.
Me: I am Larry King, much older, serious hypocrite
Me2: I am Tom Cruise, better-lloking than Larry King, couch-jumper.
Me: I am Xenu, source of all things, God of Scientology
Me2: I am L Ron Hubbard, Xenu-creating, fraud-master
Me: I am Neil Gaiman, greatest of all writers, God of imagination, Lord of dreams. What will you be then, Me2?
Me2: I am Amir Hafizi.
Me: Errrr...errr...
