NST entertainment reporter and my friend, Dennis Chua came to me today and said, "Amir, I like your blog because it doesn't have so much profanities in them anymore, and are safer for kids out there."
I would like to dedicate this post to Mr Dennis Chua:
Ehem, quiet please, I shall swear -
FUCKING HELLL!!! MOTHERFUCKER! YOUR MOTHER FUCKED A GOAT ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP!
I got out of the office today and I immediately fucked a passing truck.
Me: Anything that moves, motherfucker! Muahahahahahahaha!
Then I went to a spaceship nearby and raped an alien's mouth. Well, I think it was her mouth.
Then the EVIL IMAM's daughter came by and her father fucked her with a refrigerator. Then a goat came by and had hot anal sex with the old man.
Suddenly, Romario came out of nowhere and started scoring goals.
Romario: 1097! 1098! 1099! 1100! I rule!
Then I grabbed his neck and broke it in half. I grabbed his leg and shoved it up his ass.
Me: Fuck you, cheater! Training goals don't count.
Then Alex Ferguson crossed the road. I grabbed his Y-fronts and gave him a giant wedgie.
Ferguson: Ow. But I like that.
Me: Fag!
Then I killed him with my brain.
I flexed my triceps and a nuclear explosion occured. Everyone died. While fucking goats. Including you.
