I am a fan of Dr M. He's no angel. He's not perfect. A lot of things he did for the country are fucking fantastic. Others, not so. But these were because of things he couldn't control.
Malaysia Boleh was a stupid slogan, because Malaysia Memang Tak Boleh Nak Hargai Benda Yang Baik. Macam beruk dapat bunga. Menjirus air ke daun keladi. Carrying coals to Newcastle.
Anyway, Dr M has an office at KLCC. He's bloody retired. What the fuck does a retired guy do with an office at fucking KLCC?
Well, from what I follow, he's been waging war against war. War against war. That's crazy! He's probably sitting in that office, writing letters and making phone calls to world leaders (probably faxing and e-mailing as well) to get them to jump on the bandwagon and sign a treaty or do a convention that would ultimately declare that anyone who goes to war, whether to rape and pillage another country, get oil or test out a new Hummer or even to defend themselves, is a criminal.
It won't matter who started it. If it was an attack or a retaliation. You are a fucking criminal if you go to war. Cause war is a crime and shit.
The rationale is, in a war, people suffer. Except for those fuckers who sell bombs to villagers in exchange for goats and sex with the headman's daughter.
This is bloody fucking huge, man. This is something so big that a mere mortal wouldn't fucking dare to go against Halliburton and the Israelis.
This is a man, attempting the impossible. An 80-plus-year-old man.
What does the mainstream media do about this? Ignore it. Why? Cause Malaysians don't care about shit like this, until one day when foreign armies come here and stick their fancy, shiny new Metal Storm guns with Corner Shot extensions up our asses.
When they rape our - I mean your - children and take your Honda Civics. When the Japanese come here and start riding bicycles and scare the beejezus out of the Brits in Bangsar into running to Singapore.
Malaysians don't think big. They think small stuff like how can Teresa Kok be in two constituencies at the same time. Answer: She has a STUNT KOK! And how the hemlines of Malaysia Airlines stewardesses shouldn't be too low cause the ministers need to cop a feel now and then.
And transparent school uniforms. Fucking transparent school uniforms. And a man who wants to get a fourth wife.
FUCK YOU.
The focus on Dr M has been how he quits UMNO. Big fucking deal. I quit UMNO as well, the day Dr M quits UMNO. Will rejoin when somebody smart or my uncle is at the helm. There. Settled.
Now can we please move on to the big stuff like Criminalizing War?
Personally, I would like to Criminalize Peace. Without war, there would be no good video games.
Anyway, my point is, as long as this country focuses on the stupid things, we're going to be no better than some Extreme-Christian belt in the States. We constantly laugh at the Americans for suing McDonalds because their coffee is too hot or for their general lack of knowledge. But take a mirror and have a long good look.
The pot calling the kettle black. Our trivial pursuits have blinded us of the big picture. Big Ideas. Big things. Though I prefer small Thai women.
The problem with Dr M is his existence is like sending Dr M to a bunch of monkeys. And he ran out of bananas a long time ago.
