Just when you thought it's safe to be a Malaysian, POP QUIZ, motherfucker!
1. What is the FOURTH Rukunegara?
A. Free Anwar
B. Justice for Altantuya
C. 1Malaysia
D. Kedaulatan Undang-Undang
E. Dulu, Kini, Selamanya
2. Who was the FIRST UMNO president?
A. Datuk Onn Jaafar
B. Datuk Jaafar Onn
C. Altantuya
D. Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor
E. Stephen Rahman-Hughes
3. How many stripes do we have on the Malaysian flag?
A. 14
B. 1957
C. 31
D. 13
E. 52
4. How many STARS do we have on the Malaysian flag?
A. 1
B. 14
C. 31
D. 57
E. 52
5. Which of these is NOT a Malaysian company?
A. Khazanah
B. Petronas
C. Bata
D. Marrybrown
E. Malaysia Airlines