Some people have cancer. Others, AIDS. Me? I have bronchitis.
Cue THEME SONG.
Been having this for years now. Every several months, it flares up and I'd be coughing up pus from my lungs.
Whenever I get bronchitis, I can't write for long periods, and I can't smoke, which means I can't write and I take medication that puts me out like a light every few hours. Which means that I can't write for long periods.
I can only write for, like, 5 minutes and then... Zzzzzzzzzz