This idea will never be approved in Malaysia, at least for another 65 million years, but I think TV people should do anti-TV shows.
No, not shows that try to keep people away from watching TV. Fuck that, man. TV is great.
I'm talking that since normal TV is engineered and slaved-over to make it entertaining, anti-TV will be designed NOT to entertain.
Example:
An 8-episode series of nothing. Absolutely nothing.
First episode:
A man sitting in front of the camera, doing almost nothing. Habis.
Second episode:
The man destroys the set. Commercial break. The man cleans up the destroyed set. Habis.
Third episode:
The man takes a lightsaber and tries to battle with various people who look like characters from Star Wars. Habis.
Fourth episode:
The man rides a kapcai. The face would be snooty. Habis.
Fifth episode:
The man plays various songs on his computer. Habis.
Sixth episode:
The man reads poems. Habis.
Seventh episode:
The man dances to tunes on his computer. Habis
Eighth episode:
The man records whatever he sees and does within a 30-minute period in an ultimate reality-Blair Witch parody. Habis.
This show would highlight the pains it takes to produce a proper programme - a laborious process.
Copyright Amir Hafizi
Hell, I'll do it for youtube. ANyone got a camera?
