As the greatest mind of the 21st Century, I am appalled by the fact that politicians make more than I do.
Politicians are the scum of the earth. When God created shit, the by-product was politicians.
God: I got this brown shit in my hand and it smells foul. Name this shit, Adam. Name it!
Adam: I think I'll call that 'shit'.
Adam: But what's that thing on the side?
God: Oh, that's just the waste created from making this shit.
Adam: Okay. I name them 'politicians'.
Politicians are made when a rabid dog rapes a radioactive chipmunk, IN THE FACE. Then they go around making logos that look like shit and writing songs that nobody likes.
Sometimes, they buttfuck their aides. Or wear a tudung to pretend to be holy. Oh, they're holy, all right. ALL politicians have two assholes - on on their butts and one on their face.
Every day, shit falls off their mouth.
I have no idea why people listen to these shit-faced by-products of shit.
I demand we all go and kill all politicians by scalping them. And skinning them alive, throwing them in the sea and then burning them in a styrofoam box.