Why I Should Be Appointed as Elector Comissioner of Whatever

You should put me as Election Comission head. I won't use indelible ink. I will use arsenic and a shotgun to the face.

Whosoever votes will be given arsenic and then shot in the face. Then we cross the name.

That way, when there are ghost voters, they are REALLY ghost voters. Phantom voters. Whatever.



CAPTION: Phantom Voter

HOLOCAUST! HOLO-KOS! HOLO-KOS!