The problem with not caring is that I can't tell you how much I don't care.
The simple act of talking to a shit-faced asshole like you means that I care enough to enlighten you about my thoughts, which means that I have effectively neutralised my non-caring.
It's like being enthusiastic about apathy.
"I'm so psyched that I am apathetic!"
It just doesn't work.
Lots of thoughts go around in my head every day, and whenever I don't think of any of you dipshits means that at that moment, I don't care about you. So unless I write about your asshole constantly, just take it as a standing statement that I do not give a shit about your gay-wad father. Or his dick in your mouth.
