Saturday, January 29, 2011

Amir Hafizi Begins

"Hwargh!"

"Hwargh!"

"Amir, in order to succeed in doing this, you need to be more than a man. More than machine. You need to turn yourself into a symbol."

"You mean, like Prince?"

"No. No. Not like Prince."

"And shouldn't we be taking throat lozenges? Everyone sounds gravelly and shit."

"*Sighs*. We have a long way to go."

Cue '80s training montage.