A lot of people believe they are part of a resistance.
Everyone believes, their 'resistance' is the correct one.
They are all wrong.
I am the only true resistance left on this planet. All others are fake, derivative, false, and did I say fake?
The good thing is, I am winning. The last time I got faxes were three months ago. If the next time I get faxes is six months from now, then fax machines will have doubled their irrelevance and ineffectiveness in less than one year.
KILL ALL FAX MACHINES!