When I was growing up, I was going to be a nerd.
I was not in the A/V club. I wasn't even in the computer club. Fucking Logo. Yeah, we learned Logo.
As soon as there was a hint that being a nerd was cool, I stopped being one, and became really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.
I am not cool. So I stay away from things that make me cool. Like air-conditioning.
Like listening to current music.
Like being different.
Like being unhappy.
Being unhappy is so fucking cool right now. Well, actually it was cool five years ago, when I was doing it. Then I stopped. Cause I made it cool.
Nowadays, I'm just happy and satisfied and just ejaculating all over the place.