Am looking through photos where women throw baby showers at each other. Eeew.
And they have this thinga bout suggesting baby names. Since I am never going to have children, I think I'll suggest some names for other people's children:
1. Lucifer Morningstar
- No one will mess with him/her at school. No one. Give it some black eyeliner and eye-shadow. And paint the number 666 on his/her/it's body.
2. Wankathon Hypersigil
- because it's cool.
3. iPad
- It's like iMad, but even more of a loser.
4. Ahmad Brengun
- based on the real-life Ahmad Mesingan. Guaranteed heterosexuality.
5. Harimau Kumbang
- literally, Black Leopard.
6. Sang Kancil
- He/SHe will be the laughing stock of everyone till it dies.
7. Pantat Bernanah
- Pus-filled vagina. Hahahahaha!
8. Serangga
- Insect. Kah kah kah!
9. Optimus Prime
- He will never, ever, ask for toys, if you keep buying him Optimus Prime models.
