So I went up to the bar and I said to the bartender, "Hit me."
She slugged me on the ear.
"Ow! Fuck! What did you do that for?"
"You told me to hit you."
"I wanted a drink."
"Then say you wanted a drink."
"I did. I said, 'hit me'."
And she punched me again.
So I slid back to the table and picked up my cards.
"So?" Said the dealer.
"Hit me."
