As a person of astronomically high moral standings, I believe you should all suck my dick.
You see, I'm a freedom fighter. I fight for freedom. I'm like, a superhero and shit.
I believe that all races are equal, but some are MORE equal than others.
Especially the liberal ones. We, liberals, stand higher than any of you mere mortals.
We are men, women, and trannie of principle.
We are like 60s Americans - the unshaved ones - except we're not black. Or, tragedy of tragedies, we are not white. Not white enough.
