I am walking around with this new do, and I get a different treatment from people.
Purchasing a mocha latte, some Malay monkeys started making fun of my awesome, sexy hair.
I gave them a banana up the ass and they got even crazier.
Then, a Chinese chick peddling something, who completely ignored me at a shop, pre-haircut, started talking Chinese to me.
Me: Do I look fucking Chinese to you?
Chinese Chick: But, the hair...the hair...
Me: I not Chinese! I Koreans!
Then, a Malay chick sitting at a nearby table went up to me.
Malay Chick: Sucky sucky?
Me: I'm sorry?
MC: Me sucky-sucky. Only fifteen dawlah!
Me: Oh, you want to borrow my lighter. Here.
I lit her cigarette. And off she went, with her sucky-sucky.
Man, this new haircut will take me places.
