I am Conan, The Barbarian.
While out on a date with Ran Sonja, I was attcked from behind by some sorcerers who made me drink a potion, turning me into a 9-year old kid!
Now, I stay with Ran, solving mysteries and trying to get back to my original state.
(Oh my. No one is going to get the Detective Conan and Conan the Barbarian references. So fuck this shit)