There was Danny Lim who accompanied me after some of the TV people left, who kept on asking to get into an UMNO function.
I told him I am planning to go to the AGM and sell this shirt:
And possibly this:
And he said he’d man the stalls for me.
I told him: Dude, you’re Chinese. This is the UMNO AGM. United MALAY National Organisation. Who the fuck is gonna buy these shirts from you, foo!?
Anyway, I spent most of the night discussing the best ways to kill people with Sunder. And who we’d like to fuck.
Sunder: I like Chinese Soccer Moms.
Me: What the fuck?
Sunder: You know, the girl in A Knight’s Tale? Chinese Soccer Mom.
Me: I don’t go for Chinese Soccer Moms. I don’t know why people would go for Chinese Soccer Moms. That’s just sick. You’re a fucking weirdo.
Sunder: Balls, lah! I didn’t say Chinese Soccer Mom, foo! I said Chinese Soccer Mom! Oh, man. I’d love to fuck Chinese Soccer Mom.
Then I asked Sunder if he’d like to be in my short movie.
Me: Bitch! Would you like to be in my short movie as the token Indian?
Sunder: Makkal Sakti!
Me: Dua Chapatti?
Sunder: Makkal Sakti, foo! It means People’s Power!
Me: Like Makkal Ossam?
Danny Lim: That’s Makkal Ossai.
Sunder: What the hell’s that?
Me: That’s a newspaper, foo!
Sunder: I’m talking about Makkal Sakti! The thing that won the election! People’s power!
Me: For all you know, it might mean Tosai Rawa. So. The movie. You have a gay scene with Zedeck Siew.
Sunder: Gay? Aw, man. Well. Can I rape someone in the movie? That would be awesome.
Me: You can rape Zedeck.
Sunder: That would be awesome!
And so the night went on.
