Saturday, March 29, 2008

Giving Myself a Blowjob

No matter what they say. No matter what they did to stop it. To sabotage it. To screw me. I prevailed.

Yesterday, I did the impossible yet again. I am so fucking good. I am so fucking great.

When everyone else was immobilised with fear and with laziness, I picked up the slack. I had to be the rock, sometimes. No, not The Rock. Not Rocky, either. Just the rock.

I didn't lose my cool. I didn't back down. I went marching on and everything was done properly.

DESPITE everything else.

I am so fucking impressed with myself. I really am the greatest. And I must taste really good as well.

I wish I could give myself a blowjob right now. (Un)Fortunately, somebody did that already.

Yeah.

Suck my dick, assholes.