I am setting up a training to teach people about achieving happiness. RM10,000 per head. Three day course. 50% deposit. Guaranteed no worse than any other stupid corporate training out there. We also have mahjong paper! And markers!
And... a Powerpoint presentation! Ooooooooooh!
Hey, c'mon, man. Some companies paid RM1 million for some Mexican dude to give talks. At least I have mahjong paper!
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Nothing is refundable.