I was asleep in one place and woke up in another. If you wake up in a different time zone, can you wake up as a different person?
The first time I went to Thailand, I was chased by these dogs with exo-skulls. Then, a go-go girl from Club Electric Blue came out and hissed them away.
I tried to follow her, but I was stumbling a lot so she threw my spear and said, "You make too much noise. Like a baby!"
So I followed her to her village and learned how to ride dragons.
There was some bullshit with some mercenaries, but we sorted that out.
That was, God, that was seven years ago.
