I just got back from yet another fine night of erm...merrygandering at a Pub for Dead Men.
There, I stunned the white people with my singing voice, which is no doubt, as melodious as Orpheus'.
Thus, proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that despite Sinatra and Josh Grope-your-mom, white men simply can't sing.
I mean, one of them, during my powerful rendition of whatever the fuck, tried to suck my dick. As an act of sabotage.
And then when I spurned his advances, he ran away. Not only was he gay, he also lost in singing. FAIL. LOSER.
I WIN!
Anyway, here's more proof that white men can't sing, since this next guy is a fucking Juwe:
I love Juwes.
