Wednesday, June 11, 2008

National Pornographic Sexplorer: The Pimp Signal

It's the Pimp signal, let's go!

Atomic batteries full power! Turbines full speed!

As I lay me down to fuck, pray the Lord my soul to pluck.

If I die, while sleeping with four girls, pray the Lord my soul to twirl.

I pity those who believe that life is all about sex. It's more than that. There are things that are far more powerful than sex. Anal-sex, for instance. And threesomes.