I'm weak and stuck at home with a slight temperature. Slipping in and out of my feverish dreams, I began to think that I would make a good CIA agent.
So here's my offer.
Hey, CIA! Give me US$400 million and I will give you any and all information you would need. And also information you would not need.
C'mon, man. I read wikipedia! C'mon! I'll suck yo dick! I'll suck yo dick! (for US$400 million. Batteries sold separately).