Fucking motherfucking dipshit motherfuckers!!!
How about this: in a musical, when words alone cannot carry the moment, the characters break into song. In a cursical, they break into cursing.
Balls! Clit! Cunt! Dick! Willy-Wang-Woody! Cocksucking motherfuckersssssssssah!
You period-popsicle-licking sons of bitches! May the LAWD fuck your ass to the fucking ground. LAWD!
Your mother was raped by a dog, with crabs. Your father raped a chair. May your holes be eaten by maggots, you son of a camel!
Okay, that was kinda fun.