Friday, January 21, 2011

Amir Hafizi: The Cursical

Fucking motherfucking dipshit motherfuckers!!!

How about this: in a musical, when words alone cannot carry the moment, the characters break into song. In a cursical, they break into cursing.

Balls! Clit! Cunt! Dick! Willy-Wang-Woody! Cocksucking motherfuckersssssssssah!

You period-popsicle-licking sons of bitches! May the LAWD fuck your ass to the fucking ground. LAWD!

Your mother was raped by a dog, with crabs. Your father raped a chair. May your holes be eaten by maggots, you son of a camel!

Okay, that was kinda fun.